The Super Bowl shuffle -- The war room -- The old zipperoo -- Leather heads -- The eye in the sky -- The quarterback -- Mike Disco -- Sucking in the seventies -- Ready, fire, aim -- The Fridge -- A race to the quarterback -- Shane comes to the Metrodome -- Star-crossed in Miami -- The Ferguson hit -- The year without a winter -- A bunch of crybabies -- What went wrong -- Much later -- Road trip to Canton -- I did it my (fucking) way.