"A deliciously quirky crime novel from David McCallum, the beloved actor know for his portrayal of Illya Kuryakin on The Man From U.N.C.L.E. and Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard on NCIS. Crime pays. And pays well. Sal, Max and Enzo Bruschetti have proved this over a lifetime of nefarious activity that they have kept hidden from law enforcement. Nowhere in any file, on any computer is there a record of anything illegal from which they have profited. But Max has a problem. His body is getting old and his doctor has told him to take it easy. Max has decided that the time has come for the family to retire. But when young actor Harry Murphy overhears the Bruschetti brothers planning changes to their organization, including the murder of a man in London who knows to much, the Bruschetti's plans begin to unravel. After Harry makes the well-intentioned if egregious mistake of trying to warn the Bruchetti's intended victim he finds himself alone in a foreign country, on the wrong side of the law, wit

Sal, Max, and Enzo Bruschetti have spent their entire lives keeping a low profile. As their criminal empire has grown more diverse, they have relied on an increasingly complex web of financial arrangements to keep their business safe. Now wealthy and aging, they have decided to retire from crime. But when New York actor Harry Murphy inadvertently overhears the Bruschetti brothers plotting to tie-up lose ends, he is stricken by conscience and decides he must intervene. After flying to London in an attempt to warm one of the intended victims, Harry is caught in a shootout, forced into a high speed chase, mistaken for a Bruschetti agent, and handed a suitcase filled with cash. What follows is a wildly entertaining game of cat and mouse in which cops, criminals, corpses, and plot twists pile up fast.