Formatted Contents:Fall 2005 --The rowing team --God's aunt --Albion Babylon --La femme Nadia --Thanks, ELCA! --Hurricanes and humiliation --I didn't call you for this truth bullshit --Clinical pastoral education --Eunuchs and hermaphrodites --Cotton candy --Pirate Christian --The Haitian stations of the cross --Demons and snow angels --Doormats and wrinkled vestments --Ghosts in the kingdom of heaven --Dirty fingernails --The wrong kind of different --He's a fuck-up, but he's our fuck-up --Beer & hymns.