Prologue -- "Katy hasn't even looked up once at me." -- "You'll never be President!" -- "I had to grab Katy and kiss her." -- "She's back there, little Katy.' -- "Katy, it's Donald." -- "Find that asshole Tur!" -- "Pop the trunk. I'm going to run for it." -- "Look at those hands. Are they small hands?" -- "Be quiet. I know you want to, you know, save her." -- "Donald Trump doesn't lose." -- "Grab 'em by the pussy." -- "There's something happening, Katy." -- Epilogue.