Introduction xiii
PART ONE THE PAST
1 The Divinely Random Bounce Of The Prolate Spheroid
3(14)
2 Teddy Roosevelt In The Uncanny Valley
17(14)
3 The Robust And Fragile Face Mask Of Otto Graham
31(9)
4 Vince Lombardi's Beautiful Mind
40(14)
5 Darwin's Placekicker: Survival Of The Flattest
54(19)
PART TWO THE GAME
6 The Butterfly Effect Of Greg Cook
73(7)
7 As Mel Blount Channels Thomas Edison
80(11)
8 How Is A Quarterback Like Your Laptop?
91(14)
9 Sam Wyche At Play In The Fields Of Chaos
105(13)
10 Playing Defense, Heisenberg Style
118(15)
PART THREE THE PLAYERS
11 How To Turn A Big Mac Into An Outside Linebacker
133(12)
12 Sir Isaac Newton's Fantasy Football Draft
145(11)
13 Choosing Your Next Quarterback? They Have An App For That
156(11)
PART FOUR THE FUTURE
14 Of Risk, Innovation, And Coaches Who Behave Like Monkeys
167(10)
15 Desperation Plus Inspiration Equals 16,632 Eligible Receivers
177(11)
16 The Man Who Loved Tackling
188(11)
17 Why Woodpeckers Don't Get Concussions
199(12)
Epilogue: Should The NFL Ban Helmets? 211(8)
Football Glossary 219(4)
Science Glossary 223(6)
Acknowledgments 229(6)
Notes 235