Foreword xi
Preface xv
Introduction xxiii
My Beginnings
1(16)
Growing Up and Liking It
17(17)
Chagrin Falls
34(21)
School Days: Part Deux
55(10)
A Little Higher Learning
65(9)
You're in the Army Now
74(7)
Let the Laughs Begin
81(5)
Be It Ever So Humbling (and It Was)
86(8)
The Importance of Being Ernest Anderson
94(8)
Hi Ho Steverino
102(5)
Married with Children
107(4)
The Family Guy
111(11)
Back to Business
122(7)
The Importance of Being Ernest Borgnine
129(9)
A Salute to Garry Moore
138(7)
All Roads Lead to Carol
145(8)
Heaven
153(6)
Harvey
159(15)
The End of the Affair
174(5)
Old Friend, New Beginning
179(11)
They're Off and Running!
190(12)
A Little Friend-Dropping
202(12)
Golf
214(4)
The Birth of Dorf
218(4)
Trodding the Boards
222(6)
Epilogue
228(5)
Fooled You!
233(14)
Acknowledgments 247