Introduction ix
Warning Signs
1(18)
The Simple Dog
19(15)
Motivation
34(20)
The God of Cake
54(22)
The Helper Dog Is an Asshole
76(23)
Depression Part One
99(22)
Depression Part Two
121(36)
Lost in the Woods
157(24)
Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving
181(23)
The Hot Sauce Debacle
204(15)
This Is Why I'll Never Be an Adult
219(9)
The Parrot
228(22)
Dinosaur (The Goose Story)
250(19)
Thoughts and Feelings
269(18)
Dogs' Guide to Understanding Basic Concepts
287(26)
The Party
313(15)
Identity Part One
328(17)
Identity Part Two
345(26)
Acknowledgments 371