List No. 1— Five Facts About Me
3
A Book About Us 5
Why I Like Facts 9
Ella 10
Questions Nobody Answers No. 1
14
How Do You Know That You've Died? 15
List No. 2 — Five Facts About How I Look
19
Mum and Dad 20
List No. 3 — Things That I Want to Do
22
The Occasional Wardrobe Nightclub 23
A Bloody Battle 30
The French Spy or The Story of How I Met Felix 35
Questions Nobody Answers No. 2
40
Why Does God Make Kids Get Ill? 41
List No. 4 — Favorite Things
46
Too Disturbing for Home Viewing 48
My Life in Hospitals 53
Captain Cassidy 55
Dr. Bill 57
Escalators 59
Questions Nobody Answers No. 3
63
Death Scene 64
The Story of Grandfather's Footsteps 67
Me and Marian 71
True Facts About Coffins 78
Visits 79
Why I Want an Airship 81
Be a Teenager 83
List No. 5 — Ways to Live Forever
92
Going to the Moon 94
The Story of Stars 95
Explosions 96
Kidnapping the Phone 99
The Story of the Cure 102
A Phone Call 105
Questions Nobody Answers No. 4
107
What Happened 108
What Is Dying? 113
Alone in the Night 114
Mum 117
List No. 6 — What to Do When Someone Dies
120
More Fighting 122
Questions Nobody Answers No. 5
127
Bullet Holes 128
The Story of the Man Who Weighed the Human Soul 131
Annie 133
Questions Nobody Answers No. 6
135
The Funeral 136
Things That Have Happened 141
A Snowfall 142
Questions Nobody Answers No. 7
149
What Happened in the Middle of the Night 150
List No. 7 — Five Facts About Dad
155
Surprises 158
An Advertisement for Washing Powder 161
List No. 8 — Fantastic Airship Facts
164
Perfect 166
List No. 9 — Best Things
169
A Decision 171
Questions Nobody Answers No. 8
175
The Moon and the Apple Tree 176
Why Do We Have to Die Anyway? 182
Different 184
Clay Birds 188
Presents 193
Spring 197
List No. 10 — Where Do You Go After You Die?
200
Dreaming 202
Dying 204
List No. 11 — Things I Want to Happen After I'm Dead
207
Acknowledgments 209
Information 211